If you would be so kind, do not touch my chicken.

mycontinuousramblings:

this is my new cover photo on facebook. i don’t understand why anyone hasn’t liked it. it’s fucking fabulous.

mycontinuousramblings:

this is my new cover photo on facebook. i don’t understand why anyone hasn’t liked it. it’s fucking fabulous.

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hannibalhotstuff:

oh fork… you’re the only one who understands me

hannibalhotstuff:

oh fork… you’re the only one who understands me

Source: hannibalhotstuff

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themongooseandthesnake:

“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick before running into the sunset in search of some hella fine ladies.

(via rennertastic)

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littleblueartist:

“It’s the waiting that’s the hardest part.”

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(via thewlnchesters)

Source: hanniballecters

snooziep:

you and your damn smile

(via littleblueartist)

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justjill:

avengershellyeah:

Text from domina-domina-omnimalum
Ah, assassin love
How adorable

See? This is acceptable.

justjill:

avengershellyeah:

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Ah, assassin love

How adorable

See? This is acceptable.

(via littleblueartist)

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sassiest bones that ever boned

sassiest bones that ever boned

(via hackedmotionsensors)

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BRYAN FULLER WANTS DAVID BOWIE TO PLAY HANNIBAL’S UNCLE
I’M SURE IF A BOY HAD HIM FOR AN UNCLE
IT COULD DRIVE ALADDIN SANE

‘Here we are, a bunch of psychopaths helping each other out.’

(via fuckitfireeverything)

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