Partying like it's 1891.

cumaeansibyl: Ruby Rhod is one of my favorite characters in...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:47:29 -0400

Ruby Rhod is one of my favorite characters in sci-fi ever because he is Luc Besson’s vision of the hetero sex symbol of the future: a flamboyant, emotionally labile man who wears skin-tight leopard print or decks himself in roses, a man who accessorizes with big jewelry and dabbles in cosmetics. And the ladies love him. Everything about him screams “gay” according to our stereotypes, but he’s portrayed as a 100% straight sexual dynamo.

Besson is one of the few directors I’ve seen who actually recognizes that our ideas of sexuality and gender performance might have changed drastically in the future

Interviewer: Joss, when you started working on this show, was it a goal for you to get Clark back?

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:36:34 -0400

Interviewer: Joss, when you started working on this show, was it a goal for you to get Clark back?
Joss: ...I wouldn’t want to do it without my man Phil Coulson, without Clark. He’s got a thing that I call a Columbo thing. He’s so low-key, he’s never overselling, and then when he turns out to be the smartest person in the room, everybody else is like, “Oh …” And you can’t buy that. You can’t train for it. Some people just have it.
Clark: Aww. Let’s make out. I’m crimson.

broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:35:34 -0400

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me

sherlockedwithfeels: ignisaquae: If a person’s biggest fear is heights, what form would that...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:32:53 -0400

sherlockedwithfeels:

ignisaquae:

If a person’s biggest fear is heights, what form would that person’s boggart take?

jared padalecki idk

tennants-companion: so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:32:41 -0400

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

fucknobroarmy: fucknobroarmy: the thrilling saga best part

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:31:21 -0400

fucknobroarmy:

fucknobroarmy:

the thrilling saga

best part

twigwise: elksy: elksy: elksy: i think there’s like a fucking owl right outside my window i...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:50:06 -0400

twigwise:

elksy:

elksy:

elksy:

i think there’s like a fucking owl right outside my window

i opened my window and wow thats a lot of owls

THESE ARE NOT NORMAL OWL SOUNDS

I THINK OWLS ARE HAVING SEX OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

You’ve ignored your Hogwarts letter for far too long. They’re resorting to drastic measures.

Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it on.

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:49:46 -0400

ringasunn:

spookylittlesleipnir:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

freudian-slut:

anideaforamoth:

ecokitty:

ras-al-cool:

I see your Odin and Howard Stark…

And raise you one Brian Banner.

^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.

Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.

Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club.

At least they had dads.

Omg batman YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE

YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE

nostalgiaultra: I dont even watch the news cause its DEATH! MURDER! PISS! IN! YOUR! EYES! A penguin...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:48:40 -0400

nostalgiaultra:

I dont even watch the news cause its

DEATH!

MURDER!

PISS!

IN!

YOUR!

EYES!

A penguin learned to write today ha ha adorable silver lining story!

THE PENGUIN WROTE A CONFESSION TO MURDER

donottouchmychicken: maybe Hannibal is trying to fatten Crawford up by feeding him people-food so...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:26:33 -0400

donottouchmychicken:

maybe Hannibal is trying to fatten Crawford up by feeding him people-food so he can make like the human version of a turducken

laugh-until-you-drop: badtvblog: Great Gatsby captioned...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:25:06 -0400

laugh-until-you-drop:

badtvblog:

Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.

sketchlock: mytardishaswings: staying-alive-is-so-boring: merl...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:24:35 -0400

sketchlock:

mytardishaswings:

staying-alive-is-so-boring:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

fortheloveofsalazar:

Looking for something to fill that void while on your hiatus or hellatus? Join the Hannibal fandom!

p.s. The Merlin fandom can come too.

are you going to eat us

We only eat the rude

RUN SHERLOCKIANS RUN

inkwelldried: what a nice story

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:24:02 -0400

inkwelldried:

what a nice story

rascalparadyne: This is my love letter to the Agents of...

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:52:32 -0400

rascalparadyne:

This is my love letter to the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. show. It started as 2 panels then morphed into 3 because we are all a little worried about you, Barton.

petcanadian: staygold-hannah: petcanadian: australiansanta: rosaparking: australian bloggers...

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:49:16 -0400

petcanadian:

staygold-hannah:

petcanadian:

australiansanta:

rosaparking:

australian bloggers are like a whole other species i love them and theyre all so frickin hot

no its almost winter here we’re freezing

no you guys don’t understand freezing. come to canada and say that to my face aussie

What are you gonna do Canada? Polite us to death?

well i could, but fuck that i’m cold. because i know what cold actually feels like

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:48:43 -0400

Now, would you care for a cup of tea with your egg?

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:47:54 -0400

Now, would you care for a cup of tea with your egg?

theimpalaishome: supernatural-black-hole: kentwinchesterluver: ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:46:41 -0400

theimpalaishome:

supernatural-black-hole:

kentwinchesterluver:

he is possibly the sassiest person alive

except that he’s not alive

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:46:22 -0400

h0wwl: “Harry Potter isn’t real” they said “Magic is fake” they said “What’s that green light...

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:30:11 -0400

h0wwl:

“Harry Potter isn’t real” they said

“Magic is fake” they said

“What’s that green light coming out of that stick” they said